When you’re old, you’re crazy
Fellow Walmart customer,
One foot back,
One item in hand.
The one for that last ingredient
Remembered halfway through making dinner,
The get that child some cough medicine,
I can’t take it anymore,
The don’t get in my way I’ve been craving this food
Since last week’s commercial,
Can you even call it shopping
Especially when you’re with your husband
And you can’t do anything right, she continued.
Cute. Old. Couple.
Three words about as relevant
As Speedy. Checkout. Line.
Paying with credit card and check,
She cleared her signature on accident,
Almost dropped her purse,
And looked in my direction
While fumbling for ID.
Have a nice day.
Sometimes you can’t help